Jiang Yiran is just like his name: one spark and he explodes. His dream is to be a lazy couch potato, but then he gets bound to the [World-Saving Pinduoduo System]: Dear customer, want to save the world? Winning over the Demon King who’s bent on destroying it comes with free shipping!
Jiang Yiran: “Make him fall in love with me? I’ll be lucky if he doesn’t crush me to death! System, why not just order me a coffin?”
To stay alive (and save the world while he’s at it), Jiang Yiran grits his teeth and gives it a shot.
Other people’s seduction strategy: gentle words and tender affection.
Jiang Yiran’s strategy: a sharp tongue and a talent for courting death. Somehow, against all odds, he leaves the Demon King at a loss for words...
Jiang Yiran (breaking down): “This strategy is all wrong! Why is he looking at me like I’m a new toy? And not just any toy, a limited edition one!”
A certain Demon King (with amused interest): “Destroy the world? We’ll talk about that later. First, let’s see what other surprises this little firecracker has in store. Tsk, this is much more interesting than destroying the world.”
The world: Safe for now?
Jiang Yiran: Danger! (Double alarms for chastity and sanity!)
So... does this count as a successful seduction? Did he make the Demon King fall for him by being infuriating and ridiculous?!
