When I Fell into the Abyss

I’m strong no matter how strong you are, and I start with a little pistol!

Surface humans: “You abyssal creatures, why are you stealing the star power of our ancestral planet?”

Underground humans: “You invaders, why have you come to Earth to seize our home and livelihood?”

The surface human said gravely, “I’m human, so of course I came here!”

The underground human gave a cold snort. “What a coincidence! I’m human too, and this place has always belonged to me!”

Just then, an explosion boomed in the sky.

A mocking voice rang out across the entire Earth: “Well, what a coincidence. If you’re human, then what am I?”