I Am the King of Abstract Fun

[Urban brain + system + funny + cool writing + relaxed humor] [Strive to be your daily electronic mustard] "You've been optimized!" Just after I was fired by the silly director, the landlord came to collect debts. I looked up to the sky and sighed: "My life is really a joke!" [Ding! Abstract concept materialization system, activated! In an instant, hilarious canned sound effects rang out in the room, and the landlord accurately swiped a banana peel under his feet and rushed to the street! I'm confused. Can this system turn abstract concepts into reality? I said "I'm so hungry that I could eat a horse", and a chocolate horse really fell from the sky! I said there was a "loophole" in the contract, and a big physical hole was burned through the contract on the spot! In business negotiations, the other party plays a "hostile takeover"? As soon as I had an idea, everyone on the other side turned into Vikings and smashed up the conference room with axes! The female CEO of Bingshan was dumbfounded. She received a monthly salary of 100,000 and begged me to join her: "I'll punish them hard!" From today on, I am the rule!