[Hilarious cultivation + raising a sword immortal + a mount's guide to self-improvement + double-world 007 + reverse ascension]
“Mount, we ride!”
“Lady, I just finished working overtime all day!”
After a breakup, overworked wage slave Lin Jian lands the job title of “human mount” and gets bound to the aloof sword immortal Su Wanqing.
By day, his balding boss gaslights him: “Working 996 is a blessing!”
By night, his loli senior sister whips him into shape: “Junior Brother, start by hauling water from the waterfall ten times!”
When a certain fairy tentatively reaches for the instant noodles
“This thing... contains fiery energy? (slurp)... It’s edible. (slurps down noodles like crazy)”
Lin Jian clutches his head and wails: “What happened to the sword immortal’s dignity?!”
A wage slave cultivates immortality and hops between two worlds. Whoever wants this blessing can have it!
