Delivery boy Lu Fei's life creed is "Add more money and you can teleport, hurry up and you can survive the disaster" - until he discovered that his superpower is stealing electricity, and he became a wanted "power grid parasite" on the entire network.
When being chased by physics professor Su Ling, who was testing electrical appliances, he hid in the shop of milk tea girl Tang Xiaocha, but drank the "Sweet Crit" milk tea and teleported into the women's bathhouse. The live broadcast triggered hot searches;
When he was implanted with a tracker by Lin Wei, the CEO's secretary, he used the P-picture to blackmail him: "Pay me! Otherwise it will be exposed that your boss uses the human body to generate electricity!"
When the whole city suffered a power outage because of him, the three women seized the stolen goods and blocked him in the warehouse:
"Write a paper/Try new tea/Be an undercover agent, choose one?"
The shocking truth about running away and living together:
The data in Su Ling's paper points to Zerg technology - every time he teleports 1 kilometer, the eDonkey grows an alien tentacle;
Tang Xiaocha's milk tea with special powers can taste emotions, and the CEO's fear smells like stinky tofu;
Lin Wei rebelled against her boss because of unpaid wages: "Hit him! The reward is enough for me to take annual leave!"
So the most absurd rescue in history begins:
Su Ling modified the eDonkey into a Zerg extractor, Tang Xiaocha fed the CEO ten cups of sleepy milk tea, and Lin Wei put on a bunny-eared helmet for her boss for live broadcast.
Lu Fei turned the throttle, and the GPS prompts resounded throughout the city:
"You have accepted the order, destination is hell, cruising range: remaining life is 3 years."
The ultimate weapon is the negative reviews from millions of netizens:
"The Zerg feed on human worship? Then use a one-star bomb to send them home!"
"Those who accept rewards are internet celebrities, and those who accept negative reviews are heroes."
