Overworked wage slave Bai Xiaofan died suddenly and transmigrated into the King of Hell, who was on the verge of bankruptcy.
The Book of Life and Death was full of bad debts, Meng Po's Soup was watered down and expired, and the ghost officials had all given up and were slacking off.
The Heavenly Court Group launched a hostile takeover, and its parachuted-in executives strutted around arrogantly. “Starting today, 996 is a blessing, and 007 is the norm!”
Unable to take it anymore, he pulled out a KPI assessment sheet. “The bottom performers this month are going into the boiling oil!”
While the ruthless capitalists were still squeezing the last bit of value from the ghosts,
Bai Xiaofan was already using modern management methods to make the Heavenly Court weep: ghost officials' performance reviews were tied to reincarnation quotas, and Meng Po's Soup had been developed into a new milk tea flavor.
Then he uncovered the secret: the Heavenly Court was refining mortal souls into elixirs of immortality.
“A takeover?” Bai Xiaofan flipped over the acquisition contract in the Lingxiao Palace.
“Let’s vote. The Jade Emperor is out, and I’m taking control!”
