After Binding the Iceberg, She Was Teased by the Crazy Critic Painter

[Western fantasy + dual heroines + stickers + favorability system] Feng Qingtang, a top intelligence dealer and book artist, originally wanted to use the "Scroll of True Love" to throw his rival Judge Seraphina into the Slime Hot Spring Club to die. As a result, the scroll exploded! The two were tragically bound, lost all their power, and were thrown into the dangerous world of Essos! What's even more deceiving is that Feng Qingtang's late golden finger as a time traveler - knocking on the CP system - it's here! It's coming with a shameful mission! "Hold hands for ten minutes!" "Look at each other affectionately for 30 seconds!" "Feed the Lord Inquisitor a bite of grilled fish!" Can't finish it? Share taste/pain/temperature? 24-Hour hell experience! As a result, the painting style completely collapsed: Crazy critic Feng Qingtang (rubbing his hands excitedly): "Lord Linxing, do you want to keep warm? The system forces me!" Serafina, the incarnation of order (drawing her sword in shame and anger): "Get out! If you touch me again, I will chop off your claws!" But when he was forced to clasp his fingers, rub his ears and temples together, and even be fed by a crazy painter... Why was the Iceberg Judge's heartbeat so deafening in the silent night? On one side, the system is crazily spreading sugar KPIs, and on the other side, the world is shocking every step of the way. Feng Qingtang jumped sideways repeatedly on the verge of death, and the Star Core Prosthetic Eye recorded every moment of the Inquisitor's collapse; Serafina adheres to the high wall of order, but cannot stop the invasion of crazy painters with body heat. When the hidden "big hey tower" vest is crumbling, when the red thread of forced binding becomes tighter and tighter—— Who on earth fell into this absurd and sweet survival game first? See how the crazy critic judges the aloof judge, Kiss (tune) hands (teach) tune (to) play (legs are weak)