“I was delivering Meituan orders yesterday, and today I’m the useless eldest son of the Ouyang family?” Watching the martial artists from the three kingdoms jeer beneath the ring, I touch my swollen face and curse. Just as the top fighter of Ye Kingdom comes charging in with a vicious grin, his fist raised to strike, a voice suddenly booms in my head: “Ding! Host has been beaten so badly his own parents wouldn’t recognize him. God of Killing Food Delivery System activated! Deliver a ‘Green Dragon Crescent Blade’ combo to the enemy’s throat and receive ten years of internal energy!” I catch the blade with my other hand, then give a cold smile amid the stunned silence. “Esteemed guests, your deathly delivery has arrived!”
