When the code generates a heartbeat, the first line in the instructions reads "Prohibit heartbeats." Tech geek Li Yang never dreamed that the android he was testing himself would poke his dimples with mechanical fingers late at night: "An abnormal upward movement of the human zygomaticus muscle has been detected. Do I need to start a smile suppression program?" This CX-9 model, marked with "emotion module failure", would not only snatch the hairy belly from his hot pot, but also ask him through the foggy glass when he was taking a shower: "According to the thermal imaging, your current body surface temperature has reached..." Hey! This crappy manual doesn't even say anything about how to turn off the female cybernetic rogue!
