[CP + two equally powerful leads + devoted to each other + comedy]
I transmigrated into Shen Qingyue, the wicked eldest senior sister, and bound myself to the Slacker System. Every day, I do nothing but slack off, or head off to slack off. When the demon clan invades, the eldest senior sister cleaves the dawn with a single sword strike. The three chickens she keeps turn out to be one Vermilion Bird and two phoenixes, and the snake she keeps is a Azure Dragon. Only then do I discover that the eldest senior sister is already at the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Later, I realize I hadn’t transmigrated at all: I’d returned to my original body. And there are five Tribulation Transcendence powerhouses around me. But, Master, why are you in my bed?!
Second junior brother: Eldest senior sister, since when did you get so strong?
Shen Qingyue: A month before you all thought I’d gone crazy and started farming. Cultivation is the way to go.
Third junior brother: Eldest senior sister, what’s your cultivation level?
Shen Qingyue: Tribulation Transcendence.
Fourth junior brother: Eldest senior sister, can you teach me swordsmanship?
Shen Qingyue: Go ask Master to teach you. I have memorials to review.
Little junior sister: Eldest senior sister is mine alone! All of you, get lost!
Shen Qingyue: Little junior sister, you…
The wise don’t fall in love. The workaholics fight hard.
You clap once, I clap once, let’s all show off together.
You clap twice, I clap twice, the demon clan are all idiots.
You clap three times, I clap three times, swordplay’s no match for acting shameless.
Master, what are you doing?!
Why are you in my bed in the middle of the night?
Author’s note: By the way, although the heroine is a little mean and kind of a rascal, she’ll be kind when it matters. Please bear with me if she seems a little out of character later on (sorry).
There’ll also be lots of couples later, both male-male and female-female. If that’s not your thing, feel free to skip…
