The Whole World Begs Me to Shut Up! My Sharp-Tongued System Has Ascended

After binding to the [Infuriate People to Stay Alive System], Chen Xiao discovers that insulting people can extend his life!

Roasting a top-tier star: “Lip-syncing with studio corrections counts as talent? Even a dog panting sounds more real than you!” → Weibo’s servers crash

Blasting the tycoons: “A bankrupt third-rate company pretending to be nobility? Your ancestors made their fortune selling underwear!” → Stock price plunges 35%

When the entire internet joins forces to blacklist him, Chen Xiao smiles as he swallows sleeping pills on livestream: “Come on, hit me harder! The more you lose it, the longer I live!”

This is the story of a mad dog who slays gods with his venomous tongue.