Reborn in Another's Body, I Rise from Puppet City Lord to Powerhouse

You want me to be a puppet? I'll lie flat and enjoy free food and drink.

You say you're broke? I'll egg you on to pick a fight and take their money.

You're transferred away, leaving behind a tough general and a bunch of rowdy soldiers? I'll take the blame, pocket the money, and leave.

And if you dare ask me to look after your kid, I'll spoil them rotten and take the chance to get even more benefits...