You’ve Been Kidnapped 99 Times, and You’re More Brutal with a Knife Than the Killer?

[Livestreaming + Multiple Heroines + from the start + reborn]

Faced with the choice between making money and running telecom scams, Lin Chuxuan chose comedy.

He lured a scam boss into taking the bait, made him fall head over heels and agree to meet in person, then caught him in the act.

Lin Chuxuan grinned at the policewoman. “Miss, want a Second-Class Merit?”

His 36D, black-stockinged, long-legged, mature beauty of a wife thought he was wasting his time and slapped a divorce agreement in front of him. “How much longer are you going to drag this out? Sign and get lost!”

The policewoman brought him a banner of appreciation, and he walked away with a three-million-yuan reward. His ex-wife got a face-slapping wake-up call and stared in disbelief. “I divorced a national hero?”

When she saw Lin Chuxuan getting a speeding ticket, his former father-in-law scoffed. “What a disgrace! You’re a grown man and still can’t drive. How did you even get your license?”

Other people get their licenses revoked for driving the wrong way on the highway. Lin Chuxuan drove against traffic and saved a bus full of passengers.

System: [Reward: One of the Nation’s Top Ten Outstanding Youth, plus a five-million-yuan prize!]

While others buy villas, Lin Chuxuan finds 80 million yuan in illicit cash falling out of a chandelier during renovations.

The criminal whines, “I would’ve paid my Huabei bill! Did you really have to make me sit in prison for even longer?”

At the promotion ceremony, his former father-in-law, now a deputy bureau chief, can hardly believe it. “Whoa, you’ve outranked me?”

Then he sees the banners and medals covering Lin Chuxuan’s home, and the countless zeroes in his bank account.

His ex-wife cries with regret. “Is it too late for us to get remarried?”