My Target Hasn't Even Been Born, So I Get By with the Secret Guards

[Alternate ancient setting + hilarious female shadow guard + staying alive while juggling side jobs]

As the chosen wage slave, Jiang Xiubai successfully transmigrated after trying to flush a toilet with a Thomas-style spin.

“Are you running a romance scam?”

Wearing an outrageously ripped shirt that let the wind through from every angle, paired with ash-gray fringed linen pants, Jiang Xiubai asked politely.

A certain 87 used a straight-faced argument to win over an innocent young woman. Was it a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality?

“How can Xiangzi the Camel not be a capital native?”

Peel away the beggar’s exterior and you’ll find a beggar with a registered residence in the capital.

We are the most professional saviors, helping corrupted villains turn back from the wrong path and keeping messy love triangles stable.