The Slacker Savior: From the Start, I Scalp the Big Shots of the Three Realms

Saving the world is no fun. Better to slack off and fleece the immortals!

✦ Immortal Venerable Xie Zhan forces her to calculate a "Spiritual Power Calculus Formation"? She smashes his ice array with a ten-move chess game: "If you're bad, practice more!"

✦ Demon King Zhu Cang demands her hair-care fee in exchange for his reverse scales? Wei Mian snatches his deep-blue privacy screen: "Take your cold wonton skin and get out!"

✦ Fallen God Mo Jin is playing at martyrdom? She flips the table and drags him into the tide of vengeful spirits: "You want to die? I'll strip your grave clean of crystal clusters and plant scallions!"

The unhinged System is online! Hell-level battlefield:

✓ [Generals at Peace] Drive a socially anxious person mad: make sworn enemies from the demon, immortal, and divine realms lay down their weapons and hold hands within 72 shichen?

✓ Everyday chaos: roast sweet potatoes on the Celestial Ascension Steps, their aroma wafting through all three realms / ice swords blare a deranged version of "Congratulations and Prosperity" / cat paws rig the Creation Dice

A bone dice is pressed against the Creator God's throat, its "What the hell does this have to do with me?" glint blinding:

"Sign the 'Saving the World Does Not Mean Pleasing Everyone' agreement! Otherwise, you'll get the deluxe rectal illumination package, courtesy of the dice!"

On the new era's Jianmu Island:

The silver-haired immortal maiden (self-appointed) tugs on Mo Jin's cat tail to test its strength: "Checkmate! Hair-care tax plus emotional damages. Pay by scanning, pay in kind... or get your neutering fee waived if you're first in line?"

[Reader's Guide]

➤ Chaotic, wicked heroine: signature moves = table-flipping / slacking off / demanding compensation, passive skill = maximum-level multilingual insults

➤ True accounts of immortals going off the rails: the Immortal Venerable self-publishes Chess Talk for Breaking Formations / the Demon King's ear fins turn into disco balls / the Fallen God records the "Decibel Level of Insults vs. Hair Shine" curve

➤ Beyond-dimensional arsenal: Chinese chess hair treatment · deranged sound-wave antivirus · Monopoly dice that slay gods · cat paws that shatter the Dao-heart

The world can end, but split ends are unacceptable!

Chaos value?

"Wei Huaimin will cover the whole bill!"