Zhou Zhengping firmly believes that elite education begins with Mathematical Olympiad, but his six-year-old daughter Zhou Jingqiu used the hot pot ingredient list as homework.
"Can calculus calculate the optimal boiling time for hairy tripe, Dad?"
When he presented his daughter's research report "On the Improvement of Capsaicin on Family Harmony" at the parent-teacher conference, the whole audience laughed like crazy.
The head teacher reminded seriously: "Mr. Zhou, please respect classroom discipline."
That night he angrily deleted three Jiwa apps, only to find his daughter using statistics to analyze her grandmother's square dance formation optimization plan.
"Dad," Jingqiu blinked, "Grandma said that a comfortable life does not require a Mathematical Olympiad champion."
Zhou Zhengping stared at the hot pot data on the screen and suddenly remembered the yellowed Hubei cuisine special chef qualification certificate locked in the drawer of his study.
Reader comments
It's very interesting. As a native Sichuanese, I read it word by word to see if the Sichuan dialect is standard [laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs]
It's very interesting. As a native Sichuanese, I read it word by word to see if the Sichuan dialect is standard [laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs]