My Little Pony: My Magic Is Infinite

When the lab where I was a wage slave blew up in a shower of fireworks, Dyson opened his eyes to find himself the most dangerous "magical bomb" in Equestria.

With an infinity symbol, blue coat, and purple mane, he has a bottomless supply of magic. Too bad his control is basically nonexistent. A sneeze can level Sweet Apple Acres, and one moment of distraction can make Cloudsdale rain crystal dandruff. Rainbow Dash's first thought: "The palace is doing dangerous experiments again!" Twilight's test results blare an alarm: "Interdimensional energy! Rejected by the Elements of Harmony!"

Forced to sign up for the "Friendship Rescue Plan," Dyson's daily routine looks like this:

Help Rarity make a dress? A crystal tower appears instantly... and then its foundation collapses.

Help Fluttershy feed the rabbits? All the animals turn fluorescent and start raving.

Learn control from Twilight? Six clones tear the library apart like a pile of LEGO bricks.

Meanwhile, in the shadows, Queen Chrysalis is drooling over his "infinite power bank" constitution...

Amid this chaotic daily life, the ultimate question for one frazzled unicorn is: Can the power to destroy the world really be used to save your friends? Or is it more important to dig Rainbow Dash out of the rainbow-colored landslide he caused first?