Su Xiao’s life motto as a corporate drone: Clock out on time, never work overtime!**
> But one late night, a heavy truck marked “Dayun Logistics: Transmigration Express” crushed her fish-in-a-barrel dream, quite literally.
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> When she opened her eyes again, she was in the horror-story setting of The Seven Cursed Slips! Cursed slips? Vengeful spirits? Murderous fishing lines? Help! This high-risk “workplace” doesn’t even offer benefits!
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> Luckily, a dubious, too-good-to-be-true Cursed Slip Survival Slacking System drops into her lap:
> Daily sign-in: [1 compressed biscuit, +10 snark points];
> Approach Mudai: [Ding! Special sign-in spot! You receive a “Mudai Favorability Lollipop” (may not work)];
> Encounter a vengeful spirit: [Ding! Reward: “Garlic Essence Spray, approved even by Cao Yanhua” (the smell is unforgettable)]…
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> To survive a horror movie, Su Xiao decides to cling to the original protagonist team, especially Mudai, who’s devastatingly handsome and ridiculously strong!
> And so the most timid (crossed out), most brilliantly lucky support character in history makes her debut:
> Use modern knowledge to bluff the ancients? √
> Use sign-in snacks to win over foodie Cao? √
> Save the day with bizarre items at the last second? √
> And maybe… “sign for” the heart of the big shot Mudai?!
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> As she follows the protagonist team to fight monsters, level up, and collect cursed slips, Su Xiao, the snarky lucky charm, spends her days:
> Getting roasted by the System, getting scared to tears by cursed slips, and… going weak at the knees over how handsome Mudai is.
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> When the final battle is over, the battered survivors have only one thing to say: “Screw this world. We’re outta here!”
