Because I'm Too Handsome, My Cheap Special Effects Force Me to Become a Big Shot

Ling Xuan transmigrates into the world of cultivation and gets bound to a pyramid-scheme-style System called Five Cents. The System brainwashes him every day: “Host, with a face like yours, even the Heavenly Dao would serve you tea! No need to cultivate. With your looks and Five Cents’ special effects, you can still become a big shot!” And so... When he is born, Five Cents creates a “moonlit rosy clouds” effect, and his entire clan hails him as the reincarnation of an immortal ancestor; When he enrolls at Tianyan Academy, Five Cents adds a “gliding through mist and light” filter, and everyone treats him like a reclusive master; When he faces a challenge, Five Cents plays a menacing phantom, and his opponent drops to his knees and pledges loyalty on the spot; Even male cultivators blush and hand him love letters: “Immortal Venerable Ling, I’d gladly be your ox or horse!” Ling Xuan: “...” Thanks for asking. I’m at the academy, and I’ve just been worshipped. The truth is, I’m only at the first Qi Refining level. I can’t even warm up a fireball spell. I’m fooling everyone with the System’s Five Cents special effects. And please, everyone, stop obsessing over my yang essence. I really am just bad at cultivation! [System Five Cents:]“Host, stay calm! The moment you stand there, you become a walking ATM for worship points! Five Cents’ special effects are unlimited. No one will ever realize you’re a weakling. Wait, why is that old man sweeping behind us giving us such a strange look?!” The entire cultivation world thinks Ling Xuan is an unfathomable pinnacle of good looks. Only Ling Xuan knows that he and his Five Cents special effects are constantly on the verge of being exposed, dancing recklessly along the edge every single day.