Jiang Chun's mobile phone was hijacked by the rogue game "Dimension Hunter".
The starting bloodline purity is 89%, and comes with a "Global Wanted" gift package——
The national server master Yuluo Qingcheng gives away blades when meeting him, Qingmei Hai's old birthmark can summon chains, and even the villain BOSS has his father's face!
When the undead motorcycle drove him into the underground of the Forbidden City, twelve bronze pillars lit up with the blood-lettered message of the former "player":
**"Don't kill the monsters! They are feeding the gods behind the door!"**
Jiang Chun: "What about the monster-fighting upgrades we agreed on?"
System pop-up window: [Achievement achieved: Doorkeeper No. 372]
**Magical settings:**
- Scan the cafeteria aunt → [Identity: Retired Dragon Killer]
- Refuel the motorcycle → [Recipe: No. 95 Gasoline + host blood]
- Complain about BUG → [Compensation: Video of your death in previous life]
**Today's task:**
1. Help Hai teach advanced mathematics in the old year
2. Go to the gym to clear the Couple dungeon (20% off on Deadpool's Lair)
3. Stop Yuluo Qingcheng from dismantling his mechanical prosthetic limb as a meeting gift
**Reading instructions:**
? The male protagonist treats saving the world as a dungeon
? The heroine is a humanoid nuclear weapon switch
? Motorbikes are harder to coax than villains
? The ultimate BOSS may be your mobile phone
> "Do you want to die or save it?"
> "I choose to shut down - hello? After-sales service?!"
