Jiang Chun's phone was hijacked by the rogue game Dimensional Hunter.
From the start, his bloodline purity was 89%, and he got a “Global Wanted” starter pack as a bonus.
The top player Yuluo Qingcheng greets him by giving him a knife. His childhood friend Hai Jiunian has a birthmark that can summon chains, and even the final boss looks just like his dad!
When a ghost-rider motorcycle races him into the underground chambers beneath the Forbidden City, the twelve bronze pillars light up with messages written in blood by the previous “players”:
**“Don't kill the monsters! They're feeding the god behind the door!”**
Jiang Chun: “What happened to fighting monsters to level up?”
System pop-up: [Achievement unlocked: Gate Feeder No. 372]
**Unhinged Features:**
- Scan the cafeteria lady → [Identity: Retired Dragon-Slaying Assassin]
- Refuel the motorcycle → [Recipe: 95-octane gasoline + Host's blood]
- Report a bug → [Compensation: Video of your death in your previous life]
**Today's Quests:**
1. Help Hai Jiunian study advanced calculus
2. Grind the couples' dungeon at the gym (20% off the Deadpool Nest)
3. Stop Yuluo Qingcheng from dismantling his own mechanical prosthetic as a welcome gift
**Reader Advisory:**
? The male lead treats saving the world like grinding dungeons
? The heroine is a human nuclear-weapon trigger
? The motorcycle mount is harder to appease than the villains
? The ultimate boss might be your phone
> “Your life, or your save file?”
> “I choose shut down. Hello? Customer service?!”
