All of Teyvat Is Watching My Embarrassing Past from When I Was Young

Name: All of Teyvat Is Watching My Embarrassing Past from When I Was Young
Author: Tang Luo

全提瓦特都在看我年轻时的黑历史

by Tang Luo (唐络)

Status: Completed
Length: 326k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Fan creation + sky screen

Synopsis: “Shocking! The refined and learned guest of Liyue’s Wangsheng Funeral Parlor was this arrogant in his youth?!”

Just as Lumine set foot in Mondstadt, a huge sky screen suddenly split open in the heavens. All of Teyvat saw it:

Mr. Zhongli, the erudite, steady, and dependable guest of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, had been an arrogant genius in his youth?!

Mastered the classics of all seven nations at five, took on the Treasure Hoarders alone at eight, led the Millelith at sixteen, and turned down an offer from the Liyue Qixing at twenty…

He had even publicly challenged Liyue’s adepti and defeated Xiao, the Conqueror of Demons, in four moves?!

The people of Liyue were stunned, the Qixing fell silent, the adepti were embarrassed, and Hu Tao burst out laughing.

On a rooftop in Mondstadt, Venti rolled around laughing. “Old man! Your day has finally come!”

Raiden Ei crossed her arms and pondered. “This person… is worth fighting.”

Nahida took careful notes. “A valuable case study in human developmental psychology.”

Zhongli himself calmly sipped his tea and remarked, “This is fan fiction, not historical fact.”

(Xiao: “...Your Excellency, did you really say ‘Adepti are nothing special’ back then?”)

All of Teyvat was watching

Coming up next: a certain Mondstadt bard’s “drunken confession” is about to be revealed!

Venti: “??? Wait! That’s not fair!”

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84Reads

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116kReads · all time

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