Link was emptying the toilet when he was chosen by the Ancient God.
"Give you the supreme power to walk the world on my behalf."
He swung the leather shovel open the toilet: "Does it include food and accommodation? Do you have five insurances and one housing fund?"
The ancient god was silent for a long time and handed him a copy of "Five Years of Exorcism and Three Years of Simulation".
So, the worst spokesperson in history came online.
While others are exorcising demons, he orders takeout, while others set up formations and he takes a nap.
It wasn't until the followers of the evil god besieged the city that he lazily took out his mobile phone: "Hello? Is the universe demolition going on?"
"Yes, there is an illegal evil building on the planet Earth, numbered SB-250. Please demolish it."
"Expense? Record it in the general ledger!"
On the other end of the phone came Mr. Ke's roar: "Link! You're taking me as your credit again——"
Before he finished speaking, the sky cracked open and illegal buildings were reduced to ashes.
That's interesting. I'm the ancient god N'Zoth.