[Inner Thoughts + Hot-Tempered Emperor + Lighthearted Comedy + Physician Consort + Devoted Lovesick Puppy]
Su Chishan had just developed three doses of Sinovac vaccine to benefit all humanity when a crystal chandelier fell on her and killed her. She transmigrated to the Qin Dynasty, over a thousand years in the past. Staring at the three-foot sword held against her neck, Su Chishan timidly pulled out an ibuprofen capsule.
“Your Majesty, take this medicine and your headache will ease.”
The emperor picked up the pill and swallowed it dry. Who knew the capsule would get stuck in her throat? The three-foot sword was once again held against her neck, a mere fraction of an inch away!
“Your Majesty, don’t panic! A little water will help.”
“Really?”
Su Chishan nodded frantically.
After the emperor drank some water, another sword was held to Su Chishan’s neck. “How dare you deceive me! Why does my head still hurt after drinking the water?”
Su Chishan thought: Damn! I know you’re in a hurry, but can you please stop rushing for a second?
“Your Majesty, you have to wait half an hour.”
“Guards! Throw Noble Lady Su into the Cold Palace! Release her once my headache subsides!”
Su Chishan thought: You can’t even wait half an hour? What a short fuse! I’m done for. It’s over for me.
The emperor furrowed his brow and asked the eunuch beside him, “What does ‘it’s over for me’ mean?”
Bickering sweethearts: Can the silly emperor figure out who keeps talking?
Su Chishan’s top-notch acting skills make it easy for her to pass herself off as a lovesick woman and handle the hot-tempered ruler.
An intense game of push and pull, as the devoted emperor becomes a lovesick fool.
Jiang Chen: My beloved consort, I’ll give you everything I have. Can I spend the night with you tonight?
