The modern salted fish social animal died suddenly and was reborn as Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty Li Longji? The beginning is hell difficulty!
The dragon chair touches the buttocks, the crown dazzles the eyes, and the words spoken by civil and military officials are like encrypted telegrams! Inspirational Mingjun character? Doesn't exist! Li Xiao (formerly Zhang Wei) just wants to lie down and be a salted fish and enjoy an emperor-level fishing life.
However, the emperor's KPI does not talk about martial ethics!
Yawned in the morning? All the civil and military officials in the court were shocked!
Set KPIs for the harem? The concubines are collectively confused and start a cold joke contest!
Is criticizing memorials too boring? Let's make PPT reports and clock in before going to court!
The treasury doesn't have enough money? Soap turns into snot, lottery triggers national gambling, and dark restaurant chain stores want to know?
When modern sand sculpture thinking collides with the solemn painting style of the prosperous Kaiyuan Dynasty——
The court has become the site of a complaint gathering, the harem has become a stage for talent (or entertainment), and diplomacy relies on hot pot and mahjong! Li Xiao used half-baked modern knowledge to carry out all-round "magic reforms" on the Tang Dynasty. Every step was ridiculously crooked, but a strange combination of circumstances led the prosperous Tang Dynasty to embark on a "crooked path" with a unique style of painting and explosive joy!
Let's see how the most unorthodox emperor in history used his coquettish tricks to laugh to death, ruined the history of the Tang Dynasty, and... Created his own "happy version" of a super prosperous age?
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