I Told You to Hand Over the Empress, Not to Instantly Kill a Celestial Immortal

I, the Demon Emperor, am tired. I've taken on a mortal form and only want to spend my days with my amnesiac Empress wife. Who knew that after a thousand years of marriage, immortals would descend and force her to divorce me so she could marry the Chosen One?

I laughed.

With a thought, I slaughtered the immortal envoy. With a word, I sent the Chosen One running!

“Wifey, don't waste your breath on this trash.”

“I hate having to look up at people!”

In front of the entire Immortal Domain, I planted my foot on the Chosen One's face. “Now, let's talk properly. Who gave you the nerve to lay a hand on my wife?”

Just as he was preparing to defy fate and rewrite his life with the advantage of knowing what was to come, a cold voice rang out in his mind:

[Ding! Death Mission activated: Escape the mine within 48 hours. Failure means annihilation!]

When every bug in the world becomes my golden finger, what could a System bent on killing me possibly do?

Watch me turn this hellish start into a god-tier save file, one step at a time!