The Demon Hunter's Day Job: Avoiding Social Death Yet Again

[No female lead] [Mind games] [A chaotic mash-up of worldbuilding]

I'm the top lackey at a bloodsucker dive. My boss is a vampire lord who's obsessed with online games and past his prime. Our head chef is a stitched-together monster who's crazy about JoJo and missing a few screws. And my enemies? An ancient dragon come down to earth, fanatical Church executioners, and even apostles of outer gods who can erase time.

Fight them? No chance. Not in this lifetime.

But that's fine. Only brutes solve everything with their fists. True masters know how to win with their wits. In this age of gods and demons running wild, physically exorcising your enemies is old news. Logical persuasion is the way to go.

This is the no-holds-barred survival chronicle of an ordinary man with a combat rating below five, who uses deadpan nonsense and a silver tongue powerful enough to deceive the laws of the world to con every god, immortal, demon, and monster into helplessness.