A burned-out office worker transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes the most miserable employee of all? Hell mode from the start!
The moment Lu Renjia opened his eyes, cold water poured down his throat. A golden flying sword was embedded in his chest, and a necklace made of nine pilgrims' skulls hung around his neck. He had actually transmigrated into Sha Seng, who had just been banished to the Flowing Sand River! Tortured by a sword through his chest every seven days? A dark history of eating people alive? Whoever wants this lousy immortal job can have it!
Bound to the [Slacker Merit Ledger], the System shattered his expectations:
Actively subdue demons? Merit +1!
Lie flat and slack off? Merit +999!
His motto: If I lie flat enough, the plot can't work me to death!
Along the pilgrimage, he turned slacking off into an advanced art:
The Four Saints test their resolve? He urges Bajie to become the groom: “Second Brother, may you have a child soon!”
Three fights against the White Bone Demon? He hangs back and offers dried fish: “Elder Brother… are you hungry?”
The Yellow-Robed Monster crashes the party? He ducks for cover and collapses a secret chamber: “I really won by lying flat against my will!”
Guanyin is speechless, Wukong is baffled, and even Tang Sanzang questions everything: “Wujing, are you sure you came here to fetch the scriptures?”
When the Buddha's light shines down from Vulture Peak, the Buddhas judge his slacker career:
Buddha: “Sha Wujing, all along the way… you certainly found a unique way to lie flat!”
Golden light descends, and the System rings out wildly: [Ding! Ultimate achievement unlocked: The Slacker's Ultimate Destination: The Arhat of Ease and Freedom!]
Job description: No chanting, no clocking in. Slacking off at the Flowing Sand River is now legal!
Sha Seng: If I pass the buck fast enough, the Golden Cudgel can't catch me!
Bajie: Old Sha is my brother from another mother and father!
Wukong: This junior brother is clearly strong, yet he lies flat way too much…
Tang Sanzang: This disciple of mine has such high Buddha-nature!
→ Click to earn merit: A Burned-Out Worker's Guide to Saving Himself in Journey to the West ←
I don't like it, the protagonist is just a puppet. Just let the system be the protagonist, it will be annoying to watch
If you want to read cool articles, you will be held hostage by the system and act like a coward.
Don't look, don't look, don't look, it's scary, pay attention!!!
I don't understand, the protagonist secretly eating ginseng fruit in Wuzhuang Temple will increase his merits. Shouldn't stealing things be a bad thing?
You might as well replace the protagonist with a system
What's the use of this system if you're so messed up and you haven't leveled it up and haven't given any magic weapons?
It can only be a bad review