[Special rewind+strange genre+crazy male protagonist+dark writing style]
In Xiantao Village, there is an Immortal Lord.
If you don't listen to the Immortal Lord, I will be swallowed by a ghost.
Hee, you should listen carefully to the words of the Immortal Lord.
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In Xiantao Village, there is an Immortal Lord.
The Immortal Master was dizzy when he preached the Dharma.
The bear is coming, don't be afraid.
The bear laughed under the moonlight.
The bear laughs at me and I laugh at the bear.
My body is hairy.
Hee, it turns out that I am a bear.
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In Xiantao Village, there is an Immortal Lord.
The immortal said that I was dizzy.
The bear is coming, don't be afraid.
I'm tired after killing the bear haha.
The immortal was so angry that he slaughtered the whole village.
Kill the Immortal Lord... Immortal Lord, I finally killed you!
Hee hee, I saw you, weird!