I Became Light Yagami and Got the Stand Golden Experience Requiem

My name is Yagami Rai. My surname is Yoru, the same as the word for night. I don’t know why I was given this surname, but there’s nothing I can do about it. My dad’s surname is Yoru, after all. When I was little, a fortune-teller passed by and said to me, “Child, you’re cursed to be alone, with a body prone to calamity. Everyone who gets close to you will suffer misfortune. Send me 50 yuan and I’ll help you escape your fate.”

I immediately replied, “I’ll send you my ass. Go be alone yourself.”

Then I left at once. The fortune-teller watched me go and sighed, “What a fucking lack of manners.”

When I grew up, I realized the guy had been right: everyone who spent a year with me ended up having bad luck. So I immediately cursed him out: “Damn, you got that so right! Keep acting like a big shot and I’ll make you fly!”

Just as I was about to find that fortune-teller and free myself from this curse, I got hit by a “hundred-ton king” truck and transmigrated. After living there for several years, I suddenly found a black notebook one day. Looking at the cover, I remembered: this was fucking Death Note. No wonder my name was Yagami Rai. Where the fuck had I ended up? I knew how things would ultimately turn out for me, but I wasn’t worried at all. Since I was little, I’d had a strange friend whom everyone could see. He could disguise himself as anyone, but in truth he was an elegant, dignified man wearing a tall hat, a yellow-spotted scarf, and a suit, and carrying a cane. As a JoJo and Death Note fan in my previous life, I of course knew who he was: Wonder of You.

All right, now you’re going to be swept up in a flood of calamity!

The protagonist begins to obtain Wonder of You