No System, No System, No System
Lin Yufan, a “down-and-out scholar” who only wants to lie flat in Qingzhu Village and bask in the sun, is dragged aboard the ship of life (or is it the emperor’s life?) by his chubby neighbor, Gan Ning. Her Majesty the stunningly beautiful empress is choosing a husband!
Chubby Gan Ning has mediocre cultivation (the Xiantian Realm), but an enormous dream (to become the emperor’s husband!). As for his brains... well, he’s very simple-minded. He’s convinced he has a rare physique and just needs a cunning adviser to give him courage. And so the couch-potato Lin Yufan is forced into action, embarking on a hilarious journey to help his buddy “woo his goddess.”
But no one knows that Lin Yufan, who looks like a stiff breeze could knock him over, would rather lie down than sit, and whose greatest talent is “falling into a deep meditative sleep,” is actually a hidden emperor-realm powerhouse whose every stomp can shake the continent! Tired of conflict, all he wants is to be a quiet couch potato.
But the path to being a couch potato is never smooth:
- Wild wolves along the way? The chubby guy swings his bundle around wildly, while the powerhouse secretly deflects their lethal claws...
- A talent show? Lin Yufan lays out a mat and goes straight to sleep! The empress: How interesting. Sleep by imperial decree!
- A spoiled young master looking for trouble? The powerhouse “accidentally” bumps into him, and his opponent tumbles away in a daze...
- A personal summons from the empress? In the Star-Gathering Pavilion, the languid empress watches the couch potato brew tea with a smile. “Aren’t you tired of pretending to sleep?”
What the hell? The fat man married the empress and slipped away. I can't afford to offend him.