Li Ergou transmigrated and scored himself a “Lie-Win System.”
The System thumped its chest. “Lie flat and grow stronger! Divine weapons will fall from the sky, and beauties will line up to come to you!”
He believed it and lay on a shabby straw mat for three days.
His cultivation didn’t budge. The only thing he got was a banner from the System: “Congratulations, Host, on earning the ‘Most Persistent Layabout’ achievement!”
On the fourth day, the System suddenly sprang back to life. “Emergency mission: Save the Demon King bent on destroying the world!”
Li Ergou angrily threw down the banner. “You said all I had to do was lie around!”
The System replied pitifully, “But the Demon King said… if you don’t come save him soon, he’ll slit his own throat…”
