## I’ll tear you apart! Oh, you mean lick you
Can the Host score 600 on the exam? Get into a college with air conditioning?
>I, a mighty Great Luo Golden Immortal, failed my tribulation and ended up in the body of a yellow mutt.
>The System announced its mission in a chilly voice: save the beautiful owner who was about to lose her family and home.
>“No dog would do that!” I snarled, baring my teeth, while my tail wagged like a propeller.
>Then I saw my owner’s breathtakingly beautiful face
>“Woof! This Immortal Venerable will protect you!”
>When a bully kicked down the door, I bared my claws, ready to tear out his throat.
>The System suddenly popped up a prompt: “Mission One: Defuse the crisis by acting cute. Rub against her leg three times and lick her palm.”
>Me: “...Are you sure this will save anyone?”
