Grandpa, Stop! Everyone Outside Is Terrified!

[Outlaw Antics + Cathartic Payback + Total Dominance + Pure Thrills]

“Red lights are always longest when you’re turning left! Aaaah!”

Li Yanzu had transmigrated into the body of a rideshare driver. Covering his ears, he helplessly watched the young woman in the back seat rant and rave.

“You disgusting creep!

What’s with that gross look?

Keep staring and I’ll put you on Xiaohongshu’s wanted list!”

Li Yanzu: “???”

[Ding!]

[System bound: “Light of the City”]

[Do things that give people cathartic satisfaction to collect Satisfaction Points and unlock all kinds of absolute superpowers that transcend the world]

Seeing this, Li Yanzu immediately slapped her.

“I’ll slap you so hard you’ll stop acting crazy!”

To awaken his superpowers, Li Yanzu became the Light of the City.

The judge who plays “big sister confidante,” the outrageous stand-up comedian...

Not a single one of them gets away!

Later, an island nation dumped nuclear wastewater, with the United States backing it.

Li Yanzu threw one punch, and the island nation sank.

People all over the world suddenly saw things clearly.

Li Yanzu: “I’ll handle what no one dares to handle, and do what no one dares to do!”