My name is Su Tian. I was once an unparalleled genius, but now I’m a cripple with severed meridians. Abandoned by my family and hunted by my enemies, I collapsed outside a rundown cave.
Then I met it: a big yellow dog that claimed to be from the Immortal Realm, with a foul mouth and an insatiable appetite.
“Kid, you’ve got an extraordinary build. Become my lackey, and I’ll make sure you eat and drink like a king!”
And that’s when the whole story went completely off the rails. Other people suffer through cultivation with grim determination. I cultivate while a dog drags me all the way to ascension!
It used a busted bell to teleport me across realms, forced me into a bizarre blood pool to remake my body, and kept showing up whenever I was having a heart-to-heart with a beautiful senior sister...
But when I dominated the sect tournament and trampled hidden-world prodigies, everyone was stunned. They thought I had some ancient monster backing me. Little did they know, my backer really was a dog!
My cousin teams up with a demon spirit to steal my family estate? The dog smacks it with a paw. “So you’re the demon spirit everyone’s talking about?”
The ancient immortal-demon realm is full of danger? The dog grabs the treasure map in its teeth. “Stick with me, bro. There’s plenty of treasure to go around!”
Then the immortal gates swing wide, the demon realm descends, and a catastrophe that will engulf both worlds draws near. As the immortals tremble and the demons roar, my dog and I stand shoulder to shoulder at the pinnacle of the world.
Me: “Dog Bro, these guys won’t listen. What do we do?”
The Heavenly Dog flashes a wicked grin, showing eight teeth. “Beat some sense into them! Tell them that from today on, you and I call the shots in both the Immortal and Demon Realms!”
[Don’t ask me about my connections. My backer is a dog! And don’t try to reason with me. My dog doesn’t like listening!]
