[Lighthearted comedy + meme references + savage one-liners]
Gu Yun transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a live-streamed variety show as a driving instructor with a mouth full of outrageous jokes.
Student: “Instructor, there’s a traffic cop up ahead. What should I do?”
Gu Yun: “Run him over!”
Student: “Ah… isn’t that a bad idea?”
Gu Yun: “Bad? Then why aren’t you hitting the brakes?”
Student: “How do I brake?”
Gu Yun: “Open the door and stick your foot out to stop the car.”
Student: “Instructor, did I park crooked?”
Gu Yun: “You didn’t park crooked. I drew the line crooked.”
Student: “Instructor, where should I block?”
Gu Yun: “The Party is at Tiananmen in the capital. Are you going to Tiananmen to look for the Party?”
Student: “Instructor, am I driving too fast?”
Gu Yun: “No, no, you’re not going too fast. Turn left up ahead and head to the repair shop.”
Student: “What for?”
Gu Yun: “To install a propeller and get ready for takeoff!”
A netizen: “My instructor once told me, ‘Once you get your license, you have to come back to the driving school and let me see you, so I’ll remember you.’ I was so moved, until he added, ‘That way, if I see you driving on the road, I’ll know to stay far away!’”
A netizen: “Last time I chatted with my instructor, I meant to ask what kind of car I should buy. Instead, he told me that human cars weren’t suitable for me and recommended I go to the zoo to pick out a mount!”
Isn't it possible to practice driving normally? You get into trouble every one or two chapters! Repeating matryoshka dolls is okay at first, but if you keep doing this later, it becomes more and more boring.
I just finished reading it because of the title of the book, and I want to ask what the plot has to do with the title of the book.
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Shuang Wai Wai 😘😘
Love it so much!!!!!!!
It was so funny that I laughed to death.
It's really good, it's full of jokes, many of which I've encountered in driving schools, but it's too short, please come on, author!!!