It Crashed Dongfeng Express. Do You Call This a Coaching Car?

[Relaxing and funny + funny jokes + yin and yang verses] Gu Yun traveled through a parallel world, participated in a live variety show, and became a driving school instructor who was full of talk. Student: "Coach, there is a traffic policeman ahead, what should I do?" Gu Yun: "Crash over!" Student: "Ah... Isn't this bad?" Gu Yun: "No? Why don't you hit the brakes quickly!" Student: "How to brake?" Gu Yun: "Open the door, put your feet on the ground, and brake with your feet." Student: "Coach, did I stop wrong?" Gu Yun: "Where did you stop? It was me who drew the line crookedly." Student: "Coach, where are you blocking?" Gu Yun: "The Party is in Tiananmen, the imperial capital. Do you want to go to Tiananmen to find the Party?" Student: "Coach, am I driving too fast?" Gu Yun: "No, no, no, you're not driving fast, turn left ahead and go to the repair shop." Student: "Why are you going to the repair shop?" Gu Yun: "Install a propeller and get ready to take off!" Netizen: "The coach told me before that after you get your certificate, you must come to the coaching field to let me see it so that I can remember you. I was very touched when I heard it. He said that when I encounter you driving on the road in the future, I can stay away!" Netizen: "Last time I chatted with the coach, I originally wanted to consult on what kind of car to buy, but the coach told me that human cars are not suitable for you and suggested that you go to the zoo and choose a mount!"