You Cultivators Just Love Making Things Up

[Fantasy + Intelligence Overwhelming All + Invincible Protagonist + Everyone Misunderstands Him + Mastermind Behind the Scenes + Feel-Good Read + Invincible + Lighthearted]“We are all blind men, feeling our way around an elephant called the Great Dao!”

I woke up to find that I had transmigrated into the world of cultivation. As a research nerd, I was now a useless good-for-nothing who couldn't sense spiritual energy!

But they don't know that I've awakened the “Geometric Eye of the Dao,” which lets me see the underlying logic of the world!

The cultivation techniques and divine abilities you're so proud of are nothing but “mystical code” riddled with logical traps, deliberately left behind by the great experts of old! Immortal Emperors and Dao Ancestors are all villains, deliberately blocking the path for those who come after them!

One day, Lin Jianshuang, the sect's most talented prodigy, suffered a cultivation deviation, and her Dao foundation was on the verge of collapse! In her despair, she saw the “snowflake fractal” I'd casually drawn, and suddenly had a breakthrough. She immediately knelt and thanked me.

I looked at her with disdain. “Who are you? Stop blocking my way so I can go back to sleep.”

From then on, I was forced to lie flat on my way to godhood!

A circle I doodle becomes the origin of the Celestial Star Formation! A stone I toss becomes the spatial truth of “opening the heavens with a single thought”!

The entire cultivation world is frantically imagining that I'm a Dao Ancestor amusing myself in the mortal realm!

But all I want to say is: “You mysticism types, can you stay away from me and stop interrupting my scientific approach to lying flat?!”

I don't cultivate spiritual energy. I just derive formulas.

You risk your lives to comprehend the Dao, while I can calculate the ultimate axioms of this world with nothing but a pen and paper!

So, you so-called Immortal Venerables and mighty experts, are you ready for my dimensionality-reduction attack?