I Sell Mechas in the Three Kingdoms

[Behind the Scenes] [Logic Online] [Respect History] [Occasionally Funny] Because of an accident, astronaut Yu Feng He actually took the entire spaceship and traveled to the Three Kingdoms period. With solid modern scientific knowledge, It should be reasonable to build a few mechas in the Three Kingdoms, right? "Mr. Feilong, please help my brother build a mecha." "It takes one hundred thousand taels." "I am quite wealthy." "What about my second brother?" "One million taels are needed." "..." Guan Yu's mecha [Qinglong] is only powerful; But it is enough to warm the wine and kill Hua Xiong; Zhao Yun's mecha [White Tiger] is much lighter. Kill him in Cao's camp seven times in and seven out; Zhang Fei's mecha [Xuanwu] is equipped with infrasonic weapons; One man from Changbanpo shattered the enemy's courage; Zhou Yu's mecha [Suzaku] has a pretty good fire-breathing ability. The fire burned the red cliff and the oars and oars flew into ashes. However, the strongest one has to be Lingling General Xing Daolong's mecha [Chaos]. "Say my name and you will jump. … The Three Kingdoms are full of all kinds of mechas. It was all caused by me, I have to admit it. But what does the chaos in the world have to do with me? I'm just a businessman selling mechas.