Golden Core Fission: I Grow Crackweed in the Cyber Heavenly Court

The day his right lung was devoured by metal, Lin Xuan chewed up a blade from the Demon Suppression Bureau.

Cultivation? Bullshit!

To gather qi, you need an explosive-head chip. To establish your foundation, you have to pay the “Heavenly Dao tax.”

Golden Cores are hosted on the Heavenly Court’s servers. Warning: hackers may possess your body!

When refugees in Rust Town riot to steal food, Lin Xuan digs into the earth’s leyline and discovers the truth:

Blood Crystal Rice is dragon-vein excrement. We’ve all been eating divine shit!

And things get even crazier:

Sword immortals of Mount Shu use SAN points to purify the living? The Holy Maiden of Joyful Union blasts her closest friend to death with a Seven Emotions gun?

> Meanwhile, on the Buddhist Kingdom’s server... Bitter Bamboo is feeding the Rebirth Sutra’s code to Cthulhu!

Now Lin Xuan’s weapon-devouring arm has pierced the imperial tomb’s main server.

On the data graveyard of the Buddhas, he’ll grow the eldritch spirit plant that will crush the Heavenly Court:

“Harvest humanity? Starting today, I’m the farmer!”