There Was an Old Taoist Priest in the Temple Who Forced Me to Become a Monk

Wang Erwa chased the sheep and crashed into the old "bowl bath". She was unlucky! The old man blackmailed his sheep for "mental damages", and the second child got so angry that he started singing nursery rhymes and called him "picking his asshole"! The old Taoist Guangxun went berserk in an instant and knocked down the bald gourd: "Become a disciple! Become a monk for five years!" Erwa is so stubborn? The old man smiled sinisterly: "Don't do it? I'll confiscate your little Zhengzheng!" The next second, Erwa's crotch was really cold! For the sake of life, I kowtowed with tears. The tough second uncle asked for an explanation but was restrained. The old Taoist whispered: "Learn from me and meet your parents." The second uncle changed his face and urged him to learn. However, "learning skills" is a trap! Five years as a monk = herding sheep and cutting firewood + burning water for bathing! After surviving, the veteran dumped OPPO: "If something happens, send me a message on WeChat! Get away!" Erba's life of seeking death has just begun! The weird master sends out jobs on WeChat, and the bathtub turns into a portal in seconds: "Mission: Beat Zhu Yuanzhang violently! Poison Li Shimin! Kidnap his concubine and drown the traitorous minister! Deceive Sun Wukong to rebel! Kill him when he's done and teach the big boss to practice! Force the hypocritical Song Jiang to death!" **Hookup game goddess Zhao Ling'er...** (Readers still want to see who the protagonist harms? Just order!) (Refuse? The old man said: "The eunuch warns you to renew!") The physical body becomes stronger and stronger - immune to spells and indestructible! The second baby hugged the bathtub and looked at WeChat, and shouted angrily: "What a bastard monk! How long can I seek death?" His life was hanging by a thread, and the mystery of his parents was hidden in his heart. Where should he throw this bowl of "fairy water"?