Using Our Son to Keep My Ex-Wife in Line

The old Jin Lin: “I only married that woman because Grandma likes her.”

The Jin Lin of today: “She’s mine, and that’s my son.”

But when President Jin made such claims, Chu Fangya replied, “President Jin, we’re not close. I only approached you because I wanted to have a child.”

Jin Lin pulled his ex-wife into his arms. “I don’t care. The child is mine, and so are you. We were made for each other.”

Just then, a crowd of handsome, talented, and wealthy men appeared before Chu Fangya, declaring, “Come join us! We don’t want that awful man around.”

President Jin was furious. “Stay away from those men! Your son is with me, so come home with me right now.”

Chu Fangya shrugged. “I’ve earned enough to let my son and me live it up for eight lifetimes. I just want to enjoy being single.”

Then her own son suddenly popped out. “Mommy, can I have a different daddy every day?”