My Lord, the Secret Guard Has Committed Another Crime.

Subtitle: "About my bodyguard who always wants to "seek power and usurp the throne" and is greedy for my waist" The sinister prince VS the loyal dog secret guard: Xiao Jingheng, the ninth prince of Great Yong Dynasty, has a mysterious account book—— "Crime Record of Secret Guard Xuan Qi": "Tatsuki touched his abdominal muscles three times and was fined half the salary!" "You snatched my bed in the middle of the night and demanded three pairs of obscene pants!" "The most hateful thing! Last night, you actually said that my waist is weak and easy to push down?!" Xuan Qi, the person involved, said plausibly: "Touching the waist is a hidden weapon to prevent assassins! Warming the bed is to prevent you from having a weak kidney!" An assassination caused the protagonist's character to collapse. Xiao Jingheng, who was seriously injured, was thrown into the hut by Xuan Qi as a sack. He opened his eyes and was shocked to see: "Poetry of Rain" was performed on a leaky roof, with the hen "Prime Minister" scolding the street, and the loyal dog secret guard holding up the burnt sweet potatoes: "Are you hungry? Your favorite chicken 'Censor' will be put into the pot right away!" In order to investigate the conspiracy, the bankrupt couple bravely entered the village actor competition: Xuan Qi pretended to be a widow for half a penny and howled in mourning: "My damn husband! The sweet potato on the grave is sweeter than you!" Xiao Jingheng winked at Tofu Xishi: "Are we eloping? My wife just drowned in the river yesterday!" Before he finished speaking, Xuan Qi ran away with a sack: "Trying again? You sleep in the pickled cabbage vat tonight!" When the emperor returned to the palace, he clapped his legs and laughed wildly: "We're married! I don't need this couple to eat!" The censor was heartbroken: "The secret guard deceived the Lord! Morality has declined!" Xuan Qi stormed out of the court: "I'll bewitch him for one night and he'll support the wall for three days! Can you do that, old man?" Xiao Jingheng calmly added the blow: "Zhang Yushi, the sour smell has made the imperial garden wither?" On the wedding night, Xuan Qi climbed out of the window and shouted: "Your Majesty! The following is the romance of a secret guard!" Xiao Jingheng shook the golden rope and smiled: "What a coincidence, there is a 20% off sale on nailboard wedding beds—