Interstellar Cultivation Livestream: Shanhai Conservation Center

[Wangchai] A word of warning: If you're looking for passion, mindless power fantasies, face-slapping, and a harem collected at lightning speed, you'd better look elsewhere. This story has none of those elements. Also, it's called Shan Hai Nursery because the director likes nurseries, so the name may not quite fit. If that bothers you, please move along!

Oh no! The spaceship carrying a crew for an interstellar exploration variety show has suddenly come under attack! It makes an emergency landing on an unnamed planet. Huh? Why are there flying people on this planet? Where are the mechs? Where are the mechs?! Wait, why is there a nursery on such a remote planet? And the director is blind. How can he take care of anyone? Huh? Wait, why are there only caregivers in the nursery? Who are they taking care of? This world changes way too fast!

(Probably no romance.)