Livestreaming the Apocalypse and Selling Potency Pills, I'm Really Not the Savior

Not your traditional apocalypse novel. No female lead. Heartwarming, hilarious, and packed with jokes. Read at your own risk if you're easily bothered. The apocalypse arrives. Everyone else is killing zombies, but my zombies are doing the social shuffle! Lin Yi was livestreaming from Mount Longhu, selling fake medicine, when the apocalypse actually hit. Then he activated the 【I'm a Pig System】, which specializes in hiring lunatics who died with unfinished business. Lin Yi: “Quick! Get in the car and run!” 【The Drift King】 (deceased): “You got it! Let's drift!” The battered pickup spins in place, its speakers blasting. The zombies are all stunned! Lin Yi: “Clear them out! Hold back the horde!” 【The Funeral Love Clan Dance King】 (deceased): “Got it! Time to debut center stage!” The next second, hundreds of zombies move in perfect unison to the BGM in the plaza: the social shuffle! Viewers around the world: “Holy crap! He's controlling the horde with art? He's the godfather of the apocalypse!” The Yanhuang Bastion: “This kid is terrifying! He must be protected at the highest level!” Lin Yi is falling apart: “I'm not a savior! I just want to survive. Can you employees act normal for once?!” System: “They're just interpreting your orders in their own ‘personalized’ way, dear~”