"You can masturbate within one meter of empty space? Is this the 'genius' of Evergrande Football School?"
Lin Xiao's shot must have scored, triggering the audience to yell. Davide Ancelotti, the son of legendary Italian coach Carlo Ancelotti, is booking a return ticket for Real Madrid's mission of "looking for Chinese Ronaldo".
In this "football desert" country, no one believes in miracles.
Until in the locker room, the blood-stained boots flickered with light——
Forced loading of the star module: [Fox in the penalty area (C Ronaldo)] + [Butterfly (Neymar)] + [God's perspective (Zidane)]!
In an instant, muscle memory ran through his limbs like an electric current. The court turned into a three-dimensional sandbox in his eyes, and those "world-destroying boots" actually tightened themselves to the best shooting angle!
When the Spanish coach blew the whistle for the second half, Lin Xiao licked the blood from the corner of his mouth and looked into the stands behind his sunglasses:
"Mr. Ancelotti, your answer is me."
——
Since then, world football has exploded!
On the bench in Spain, his ten-minute overhead kick detonated a hot search;
On the night of the Champions League final, he copied Messi and beat five players in a row, causing 100,000 fans at the Bernabeu to chant "Lin King";
At the Golden Globe Awards ceremony, Cristiano Ronaldo put his arm around his shoulders: "Catch up with me? First ask this kid if he agrees!"
And Davide, who had booked the flight, tremblingly dialed the number of the Real Madrid chairman:
"Father, what we found is not Ronaldo... It's a monster!"
Reader comments
I don't know what I'm doing to myself
Stop looking, cerebral congestion
Parents really have nothing to say
I can only say it's too poisonous
The self-PUA that doesn't listen is transformed in place. You must have drunk too much fake wine.
There are too many private goods, who are you brainwashing here?
I don't know what I'm doing to myself
Stop looking, cerebral congestion
Parents really have nothing to say
I can only say it's too poisonous
The self-PUA that doesn't listen is transformed in place. You must have drunk too much fake wine. There are too many private goods, who are you brainwashing here?
Really super pretty
The kid has never seen a girl, right?