“A sitter from a meter out, and he still skies it? This is Hengda Football School’s ‘prodigy’?”
Lin Xiao sends a certain goal sailing over the bar, drawing furious boos from the crowd. Davide Ancelotti, son of Italian coaching legend Carlo Ancelotti, is about to book his return flight after failing in his mission to find Real Madrid a “Chinese Cristiano Ronaldo.”
In this land known as a “football desert,” nobody believes in miracles.
Until the bloodstained boots in the locker room begin to glow...
Star modules forcibly loaded: [Fox in the Box (Cristiano Ronaldo)] + [The Dancing Butterfly (Neymar)] + [God’s-Eye View (Zinedine Zidane)]!
In an instant, muscle memory surges through his limbs like electricity. The pitch becomes a three-dimensional tactical board in his eyes, while those “doomsday boots” tighten by themselves into the perfect shooting angle!
When the Spanish coach blows the whistle for the second half, Lin Xiao licks the blood from his lip and looks toward the eyes behind the sunglasses in the stands.
“Mr. Ancelotti, I’m your answer.”
From then on, world football goes wild!
As a substitute in Spain, he scores a bicycle-kick winner in the final ten minutes and sets the internet ablaze;
On Champions League final night, he gets past five players in a row, Messi-style, as a hundred thousand fans at the Bernabeu chant, “Lin King”;
At the Ballon d’Or ceremony, Cristiano Ronaldo puts an arm around his shoulders. “Overtake me? First ask this kid if he’ll let you!”
And Davide, who booked that flight in the first place, calls the Real Madrid president with trembling hands.
“Father, we didn’t find Cristiano Ronaldo... We found a monster!”
I don't know what I'm doing to myself
Stop looking, cerebral congestion
The self-PUA that doesn't listen is transformed in place. You must have drunk too much fake wine. There are too many private goods, who are you brainwashing here?
I can only say it's too poisonous
Parents really have nothing to say
Really super pretty
The kid has never seen a girl, right?