Twin Blossoms of the Legal World: A Scumbag Lawyer's Confession

When a once-sincere lawyer is beaten down by his goddess and the cutthroat workplace until he becomes a greasy womanizer, he’s forced to shatter his moral boundaries and make being a playboy his second nature. When a court clerk lingers half a second too long while handing him a file, he hooks her with a flirtatious look, deliberately letting his fingertips brush the back of her hand a moment longer. When he delivers a legal opinion to a frosty prosecutor, the hallway lights cast a dim glow after work, and he smoothly leans in to tell her, “Your eyes are mesmerizing.” It has nothing to do with the case. He just wants a taste of being “carefree.” Even a fishmonger at the market can be persuaded to hand over evidence of unpaid wages, simply because he tells them, “What you’re missing isn’t the money for the fish. It’s the feeling that someone is taking you seriously...”