What? A Taoist priest? Not even a dog would be one... Twenty-four-hour ghost hunting shifts! Round-the-clock exorcisms! No pay, no benefits, high-risk work, and an easy way to go bald!
Fine, a dog wouldn't do it, but I will. I'm becoming a Taoist priest. Taoist priests don't just banish evil spirits and exorcise demons, they can also collect incense offerings, charge for blessing objects, and get red envelopes for exorcisms... Infinite Heavenly Venerable! That's all just for show! Most importantly, this Celestial Master has a heart devoted to serving the people...
Hunt the fiercest ghosts, deliver the sharpest roasts.
Watch the least reliable, but most powerful, Celestial Master in history turn every demon and monster completely upside down amid one chaotic mess after another!
