[King of outrageous tactics] [Humorous battles of wits] [Never-ending plot twists] [Side characters stay smart]
[Golden finger activated: Can I get stronger just by watching videos???]
After transmigrating to another world, Lin Xiao finds himself in a "Premium Beauty Trap": blood gushing from the back of his head, a princess slitting her throat, and an ambush waiting outside.
Five blows in a hopeless predicament: can't save anyone, can't talk them out of it, can't run, waiting means certain death, and stalling means game over. Bleeding debuff.
Just as everyone thinks Lin Xiao has run away...
Villain: A triumphant return???
"That's what you get for snitching!"
"That's what you get for disguising yourself as me!"
"And you still think your grand plan is about to succeed?"
A brick to the face, critical hit on the boss! Every brick lands with a meaty thud, swinging so fast it leaves afterimages.