The way of heaven collapsed, and the Immortal Sect was heavily in debt. Lin Xiaofan, a young man from Earth, suddenly transformed into Lin Tian, a "genius uncle" who had been secluded in Qingyun Sect for hundreds of years. As soon as he opened his eyes, he was overwhelmed by the debt of millions of spiritual stones, and the sleeves of his disciples jingled in the breeze. What's even more ridiculous is that the magic weapon "Tianzhu" pierces the earth's veins when it recognizes its owner, the spiritual pet dumpling crushes the mountain when it acts cute, the left hand pinches the water avoidance trick, and the right hand raises the work injury report, the beginning of the cultivation career is at its peak - the peak of social death.
From then on, Lin Tian used his left hand to carry a giant mountain pillar as a crowbar, and his right hand to knead a ball of iron hair as a shield, jumping repeatedly on the edge of bankruptcy. Demon Lord collects debt? "Medical Insurance Code 250" is engraved on the backhand; Fairy League assessment? Zhu Ye's barrage "recommended to go to the dermatology department"; Xuannv's execution order is suspended? Set up a "Devil BBQ Stall" to attract investment! He demolished caves, psychic springs, roasted cranes, and weeping stones, turning the world of cultivation upside down. Wherever the giant pillar reaches, the ground opens into a sinkhole; when the hair ball rolls over, the palace collapses and the fields are leveled. It seems like a disaster has come to the world, but ancient elixirs are always dug out from the ruins, mutant rice is planted in the scorched earth, and the treasure-eating insect king is raised as the financial director.
Let's watch Lin Tian cultivate immortality through science and technology, cultivate immortality scientifically, and save the sect from falling into heaven!
This is an absurd practice in which "bigness is the way": a huge pillar can hold down mountains and rivers, and a three-inch iron nail can kill gods. When the tax bill of the Immortal Alliance flew together with the thunder and fire of the heavenly calamity, Lin Tian stood in front of the collapsed Lingshu Palace, dipped the skin of the Demon Lord's feet to write the elixir recipe, and smiled at the sky: "I follow my heart, but I am brave, look at me, uncle - I use debt as a ladder to tear down the sky and change my destiny!"
